Analogy

Mr. B. plans to resuscitate his blog soon. Meanwhile, don't forget to visit The Leroy Lockhorn Appreciation Society so you can read all about today's Lockhorns cartoon. After all, why read the comics when instead you can read somebody's comments about the comics, which is like asking, why eat once-vomited oatmeal when you can eat twice-vomited oatmeal?

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Score One For Leroy

Loretta is deluded. She thinks she's cultured and talented. This is why she always drags Leroy to the opera. This is why she attempts to play the piano and sing at cocktail parties. This is why she has just suggested to Leroy that he invite his boss home to dinner. Leroy wastes no time and spares no feelings with his bluntly honest response. Forty years of Loretta's relentless nagging will do that.

Saint Loretta

It's Loretta's turn at the tall boy desk, as Leroy takes a well deserved break from the dreadful task of trying to figure out the Lockhorns' impossibly muddled financial situation. The patron saint of compulsive shoppers, dangerous drivers, terrible cooks, and nagging wives is up to the task.

Leroy Saves Face

A neighbor visits the Lockhorns, much to his regret. Meanwhile, Loretta trudges off into the background, with a look of self-righteous haughtiness which can only mean that she's just finished nagging Leroy. Yet again.

John 3:16

It's not enough that Loretta's a pathologically compulsive shopper, keeping Leroy in enormous debt. It's not enough that Loretta add insult to injury by dragging Leroy off on such an excursion. It's not enough that she makes Leroy hold her purse while she diddles around with womens' apparel. It's not enough that when Loretta wants Leroy's opinion, she'll give it to him. It's never enough.